5 people myths we need to blow….
1) Employees are not just a means of production - Let us stop talking about the nebulous concepts of employee engagement. People are a resource, that is all. At the root of this is a fair deal for labour, you provide that and you have a quid pro quo. Does that make me a Neanderthal? Well, I don’t believe in sweatshops, but I am realistic about what most employees want, a fair day’s pay for a fair day’s work. The rest is neither here nor there.
2) Equality is important - We are not equal, we will never be equal. What we need to address is a “level playing field” the ability for everyone to perform, but with that goes an understanding that given that level field, some will perform better than others and they will be treated and rewarded better than others. That is true fairness, but it isn’t equality.
3) HR is a strategic function - This is the biggest load of bollocks that exists. You may be contributing to the business strategy, granted. You might be adding value, I get that. But as a function you are not strategic, you do not need to be strategic and you will never be strategic. So shut the fuckwittery down right now and accept it.
4) Being a good employer and delivering profits are opposing forces - You mention profit and all of a sudden the crunchy granola brigade start banging on about evil corporations. The vast majority of businesses do not want to shaft their workforces, they don’t want to cut corners. Most organisations look after their people and try to make a profit. Because that is what commercial organisations do. Get over it.
5) New is better - The continued push for newness and reinvention as a means of improvement is one of the most short-sighted and wrong-headed assumptions belittling the effectiveness of business people across the board. Just changing for the sake of newness will not solve a problem nor will it enhance or embellish. There is nothing wrong with the tried and tested per se…..just the way in which you are approaching it.