Naked people have little or no influence on society
The sun is starting to make its annual appearance and in turn we await the numerous blog posts about what is and isn’t acceptable to wear in the office. So to save you all the bother, here is the definitive list of office do’s and don’ts:
Do – Wear a suit
Don’t – Wear anything but a suit
Clear? Ok…so maybe that is a little draconian. I’m a liberal guy. In fact I’m wearing a pink, lime and sky blue shirt this morning…..so I know how to push the envelope. But the point remains…..just because there is a little sun there is no need to go completely over the top.
I don’t want to see abundant flesh in the workplace. It’s work for crying out loud. I see you with flip-flops on my overwhelming urge is to “accidently” tread on your foot to make a point. If you are wearing clothes which struggle to contain your body then either buy bigger clothes or a smaller body. Even if it is hot, you can still dress appropriately and stay cool….lots of people manage it.
And as for you creative monkeys out there…..before we here the argument about “stifling your creative juices”. Did Michelangelo paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel in ripped jeans and an “ironic” t-shirt? Did Da Vinci paint the Mona Lisa in Converse and shorts? Don’t get me started………..
So debate over. No need for any more discussion. You have been told.