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R U 4 Real?

07/06/2009

Now I’ve heard everything.

160 characters to apply for a job by text….for guess what? A marketing role. (I refer you to my previous comments…..)

But in the sake of experimentation and participation I proffer the following,

“Grumpy HRD. House trained. Fully flexible. Neither long in the tooth nor green. Laughs in the face of misfortune. Comes with own teeth and hair. Discount on bulk orders”

And did UC there was no text speak involved? Although I can’t help feeling it sounds more like a dodgy lonely hearts entry…..

Do I get the gig? Can you better it?

3 Comments leave one →
  1. Henry Berry permalink
    07/06/2009 13:33

    Free thinker fpr almost free.

  2. Laurie permalink
    07/08/2009 14:18

    "I don't want your job."

  3. HRD permalink
    07/09/2009 19:30

    @Henry – I had a p problem once too….

    @Laurie – That just made me spit my wine….!

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