No baby seals were hurt in the making of this post
07/30/2009
***ring, ring, ring, ring***
CEO:….HRD?
HRD: Yo bitch!
CEO: I’m sorry?!?
HRD: (shit!)…..ummmm…..witch…..NO!…..I meant, “Hi…How are you your holiness?”
CEO: Do you have a holiday booked HRD?
HRD:…….err yes…..next week
CEO: Thank God. You’re sounding somewhat off centre. Anyway…
HRD: Off centre?
CEO: Shush. Just shush…….This flu thingy.
HRD: “Flu thingy”? Not sure what you’re talking about…is there an issue….a problem?
CEO: HRD…..now, do we need to talk to Occupational Health?
HRD: About the flu?
CEO:……..about YOU!
HRD: Ok, ok. Flu. Yes. What about it?
CEO: Has anyone got it?
HRD: Ummmm, yes. We have a few cases.
CEO: Who?
HRD: Why?
CEO: I just don’t want them coming near…..I mean I don’t want to touch….I mean OBVIOUSLY they need to be kept away……………from me
HRD:………………ok…………….
(silence)
CEO: Well…you get the message? Comprende? Anyway what else do we have in place?
HRD: We are cleaning the meeting rooms on a more regular basis, we have signage and advice for all staff and we have alcohol hand gel in all toilet and kitchen areas.
CEO: Do we?
HRD: Yes
CEO: There is none in my bathroom
HRD…..oh dear…..
CEO: HRD?
HRD: ………….yes?
CEO: GET IT FUCKING SORTED!
***clunk***
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My Hell is Other People 
A classic, HRD.
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