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01/22/2010

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CEO: HRD……..where the fuck have you been?

HRD: CEO………I’ve been hiding

CEO: ……..hiding?……..from?

HRD:………………….so how are you?

CEO: You need to come and see me more often. I mean, how the fuck am I supposed to know what the fuck is going on?

HRD:…….perhaps, you could………..no, second thoughts, maybe not……..

CEO: So tell me, what the fuck IS going on?

[an hour later]

CEO:…….well

HRD:………yes

CEO:………indeed

HRD:………indeed

CEO:…..I

HRD:….you?

CEO:……I mean

HRD:……you mean?

CEO:………so

HRD:………so

CEO:………so?

HRD: Shall I brief the rest of the board?

CEO:………the board?

HRD: Yes, the………other people that sit…….. around that table.

CEO: The Board? Bugger the bloody board, they’re fucking dysfunctional….but HRD?

HRD:………yes?

CEO: You really must come and see me more often………..

5 Comments leave one →
  1. Corporate Daycare permalink
    01/22/2010 13:11

    I’m not sure what’s worse – the conversation that you had with your CEO or the fact that I think I understood (and recognized) it.

    Really though, with inspiration like that – why don’t you see them more often?!

  2. Karen (Sayya26) permalink
    01/22/2010 19:31

    Hahahaha….wow- some charity is going to pretty lucky :p it’s amazing how much ‘they’ want to know and then when u tell them- u really start to hear crickets…

    oh my- how hilarious. keep it up!

  3. 01/23/2010 02:08

    gosh, these stories are hilarious! i’m glad they’re back!!

  4. 01/25/2010 20:08

    @Corporate Daycare – The CEO has this reverse Pavlovian thing going on!

    @Karen – Ah yes the charity swearathon……watch this space!

    @thuy – Thanks, genuinely I hadn’t seen the CEO for a while!

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