Brand new personality
People…..there is a dangerous, highly infectious, highly contagious condition that is going around the webosphere. As a responsible blogger and upstanding member of the interweb community I feel it is only good and proper that I both bring it to your attention.
The condition is called……Personal Branding. Whoever created this fuckwittery of a concept should be sat pulling cactus spines out of their genitalia. Unfortunately instead they are probably sitting by a pool with lithe and sexy members of the opposite sex draped all over their body. Let us be clear here….in common with the Yeti, the Tooth Fairy and the perfect nights sleep….personal branding does not exist.
Ok….maybe if you are David Beckham or Bono….or Johnny Depp…..maybe….just maybe you could claim to be a brand as well as a person. For the rest of us. For us normal folk……we have personalities. They’ve been around for years so call me old-fashioned but I think it has served us well and you know me….I’m old skool.
So look after yourselves. Stay safe. Avoid this vile and rabid condition. And if you see someone spouting delusional nonsense about themselves and their “brand” Remember, the only branding they should have, is FUCKWIT….on the forehead.