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Stop bugging me

06/17/2010

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**ring ring, ring ring**

CEO: ………………..HRD?

HRD: ‘sup?

CEO: This is a f***ing disaster…..there are horrible things…..EVERYWHERE!

HRD:…………….we call them colleagues……….or even employees……for you, maybe even….staff

CEO:  Horrible black things!

HRD:……………………………………………

CEO: HRD?

HRD: Umm……we’ve had this conversation before……..do I need to get out the naughty chair? Diversity is the new……ummm……..brown is the new……f**k………….. just….you can’t say that……….

CEO: Noooooo  you f***ing imbecile! Bugs……what are they doing here?

HRD: ……ummm…..they felt too secure so came here for a bit of abuse? The moonwalk? I know……they’re spies….

CEO: Spies?

HRD:…….I’m…….joking…..so why are you telling me?

CEO: Well you are HR for f***s sake!

HRD:……………………………………………………………….

CEO:………………………………………………………………..

HRD:……………………………………………………………….

CEO:………………………………………………………………..HRD?

HRD: *sigh* yes?

CEO: Just f***ing deal with it!

*clunk*

5 Comments leave one →
  1. 06/17/2010 13:21

    love it :o)

  2. 06/17/2010 14:35

    Oh this brings back memories! After handling numerous complaints about air conditioning, broken kettles etc I would always ask does it have a heartbeat or a plug? Heartbeat’s only for HR. I guess bugs have heartbeats though! Doh!

  3. g-dog permalink
    06/17/2010 22:01

    Try scheduling the bugs’ performance reviews – that should make them leave. Also sounds like the CEO is due for a 360 degree review!

  4. 06/18/2010 08:51

    I think this situation is in the 9th circle of Purgatory in Dante’s Inferno…

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