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I’m not your father nor am I your servant.

I am not here to make your life easier at the expense of my own.

I am not here when you need me, if you don’t tell me you need me.

I am not here to deal with your flakiness, there are shampoos for that.

I am not here to take responsibility for the wrong choices that you make in your life.

I am not your conscience, your moral guide or your absolution.

I am not here to absorb the blame that you want to throw at other people.

I am not here to make you feel better about yourself.

I am not fucking omnipotent.

I’m just human.

That it all.

Reciprocity….go fuck yourself.

6 Comments leave one →
  1. 11/11/2010 09:57

    He he. Good morning ’tis I Mister Reciprocity speaking. Yes of course I recognise the need for folk to take responsibility and I also believe we can be at our very best when being reciprocal. So I disagree with your final line. And yet on closer examination it seems you may have something here…

    “Reciprocity – a state or relationship in which there is mutual action, influence, giving and taking, correspondence, etc., between two parties.

    The term reciprocity is derived from the Latin word, reciprocus, meaning alternating. Taking a closer look, reciprocus, is made up of the prefix re- , back, and pro, forward. These meanings imply a back and forth movement.”

    Back and forth eh….? Have a right reciprocal day 🙂

  2. Cock-eyed Cowboy permalink
    11/11/2010 10:49

    You mean you expect me to take responsibility?

    You selfish bastard.

  3. Corporate Daycare permalink
    11/11/2010 15:29


    My mantra at work:

    I am not professionally qualified to deal with your personal issues. If you want my personal opinion, you may not like what I have to say.

    Thank you for this.

  4. Karen (Sayya26) permalink
    11/11/2010 20:12

    “I am not here to deal with your flakiness, there are shampoos for that.” hehehhehehahahahahehehahaha- i love this line :p

    u go HRD!

  5. Geekette permalink
    11/11/2010 22:03

    Well, happy Listivus to you too HRD! 😉

    Lists… Always a good thing.

  6. 11/17/2010 10:51

    @Doug Shaw – You have too much time on your hands man! 🙂

    @Cock-eyed Cowboy – Suck it up…..! 🙂 Thanks for taking the time to comment too!

    @Corporate Daycare – You WON’T like what I have to say!

    @Karen – I rather liked that one myself! 🙂

    @Geekette – You can’t beat a good list……

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